Haiku Today

A funny haiku every day (for best results, read aloud).

Jun 30

Purple = pinch
And nurple = nipple
Now do you get it?
AKA Titty Twister -JM

Jun 29

“I’m rubber you’re glue
Whatev…” Not to cut you off,
But you’re a grown man!
Learn a new freaking comeback! -JM

Jun 28

Take a break; relax!
Yes, there, under that big tree
By the poison oak
Frienemy -JM

Jun 27

Poor little swallow
Tried to eat gigantic bug
High speed collision
Inedible Veedub -JM

Jun 26

At 300 pounds
Hanes briefs are irrelevant
When you weigh yourself
Keep your skivvies on please -JM

Jun 25

Miley Cyrus show
A 50 year-old man screams out
“I love you Miley!!!!”
Too surprised to respond -JM

Jun 24

Metamorphosis
Of eye color, instantly
Woke up with pink eye
Please turn back to blue -JM

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